You should have won it for literature since your speeches make great fiction.

Since you won for peace? I will paraphrase Homer, Beware the Norweigans bearing gifts.

"D'oh!"

You crybabies should just move on from this non-story already. He won it. Let it go.

Jeez.

For your sake, Silvio Berlusconi should endow an international medal for conservative advancements in the arts and sciences, with a Special Peace Prize to be awarded by a committee of Maronite Falangists. Unlike the Nobel, this prize will be open to both the living and the dead. That way they can award it to Pinochet, Reagan and Thatcher.