I like my MSN page, Must I endure the geeky, hollow contributions from Slate? Slate contributors: Stick to NPR and WHYY and the like. Leave me alone!

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I have the answer!

Don't read it if it's trash to you. Unless you need, really badly, to go on some anonymous internet forum and demonstrate your superiority to people who don't care about you...