Why do major media music critics take forever and a day to "discover" bands like Paramore that kids have been listening to for years? Seriously, they're great but they've been around a while so don't write this article in a tone that makes it seem like you're the only one to notice them . . . maybe within your yuppie cohort you are, but Paramore has been huge with high school and college kids the past couple of years.

And you should have at least noticed how hot Hayley is.