What kind of crap is this? What's with the weird imagery, the Hong Kong kung-fu gimmicky nature of this silly article? What, the issue isn't interesting enough without all that childish flailing about?
I would have appreciated a factual article on this case, which has far-reaching implications. I don't see any reason for these linguistic shenanigans. Was the writer bored? What was it about the case that made it seem like it needed a bunch of action film jumping about? Seems more like a sop to ADD and snarkiness than any kind of try at communicating the facts.
It's too bad, because the case underscores a nasty side to our culture's "I can say what I want" mentality. The idea of defending such horrible practices just because "some people like them" is disgusting, not to put too fine a point on it. It's one thing to fake mayhem in the movies; it's quite another to get off on a living creature's torture and death. Defending such trash in court only legitimizes what should be viewed with contempt and horror by any civilized culture.
But unfortunately, it was hard to keep my mind on the issue with all that Saturday morning cartoon craziness. Please, next time try to take your subject a little more seriously. At least more seriously than the justices seem to have taken it. (Then again, maybe they did take it very seriously. Who the hell can tell?)