Happy International Blasphemy Day! It's a day to exercise your rights of free speech--to the extreme! According to the organizers, we're supposed to blaspheme our goddamned asses off, but it's not supposed to be offensive to our religious friends. I'm not sure, exactly, how that works, but I'm willing to give it a try. So, I hope you'll all join me in, not just damning, but goddamning everyone and everything. Goddamn you all, and I mean that in the best possible way!

Jehovah...Jehovah

like that of the bastard son of Mary the whore (does that count as blasphemous, or just offensive?)

And by spirit, I don't mean to imply that such a thing exists.

However, I do know that "Jehovah" is not a preposition.

Like so.

Jesus Anus Penetrating Christ - the things I have to put up with.

It's also racist, if I understand properly. So, it's like a triple play! Congrats!

Do you feel like celebrating? I know I sure do (with links, of course)!!!

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...and raise you Jesus of the Week!

Commandment 3:

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

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Obama on a stick! How dare those fucking Fox freaks bring up ACORN's propensity for endorsing the sex slavery of children along with my deep political ties to the organization? By the sacred Madonna Michelle I want to see them all roast in hell ballot recount committees.

You're not getting into the spirit of this at all.

But not "ha, ha" funny.

are capable of managing. You, on the other hand, are "ha, ha" funny. I'll admit that those big floppy shoes and big red false nose, that you always wear, helps generate that assessment though.