Did the Ancient Egyptians use electric lights? Consider the evidence. Well, I'm reading this book, and so far they haven't made the connection, and they probably won't at all, but accordingly: the Greeks worshiped Osiris but also worshiped an "encoffined Osiris", or "Osiris in a box/jar", also called "Osiris in Canopus". By an extrapolation then, the Egyptians also worshiped Osiris in a box (least, if not directly via the Canopus connection, then indirectly through the hints of electricity as I will show). But if I sort of cross reference this to another book I have, which suggests the electricity component (accept they don't conversely link it to this "Osiris in a Box", then this may lead to weird conclusion.
So here goes. Bare in mind that I haven't read this other book for a while and am just going off the pictures. Basically there's a relief-picture at the Temple of Hathor at Dendera that seems to depict two Egyptian guys holding up these really gigantic light bulbs connected by what looks like an electric cable (and the inner filament that makes the light is represented by a serpent, which may or may not suggest serpents are symbols are electricity - which gives another idea to "flying serpents" but that's another possible story I don't really care much about for the moment). It's almost kind of funny looking and I've always wondered if it was a hoax. However, there's more to this story than just the picture of the bulbs. What I'm interested in is a relief symbol called the Djed pillar. Of separate note for my purposes, though it's connected in the picture, the bulbs are suspended on the Djed pillars. Again, I'm not focusing on the "bulbs" though. The focus is on Djed pillars in general, whether or not there are any in the picture, so noted.
There are two relief-pictures that suggest that the power of Osiris is in, and actually radiates from the Djed pillar (not the light bulbs exactly in the other, separate relief).
The first one shows baboons and priests, with upraised hands (e.g. resembling the ka symbol of upraised arms/hands) worshiping a Djed column with an ankh with hands holding up an orb. A power clearly is shown radiating from the pillar. The book doesn't reduce the individual symbols per se, but to me it's obvious: the orb is the sun and is that which gives animation/life to the pillar. These pillars basically resemble a Van de Graaff generator or Wimshurst generator - or a static electricity generator.
The second one shows the figure of a Negroid-ish looking Osiris. The guy wears a "hat" that is basically the Djed pillar with an orb at the top. This is related to another picture that takes this a step further. The head itself is transformed (or replaced) into the pillar, so that the eyes and the mouth are on the pillar. These pictures coincide to the descriptions of the funerary canopy jars, where four organs (I believe) are placed into four jars, along with the mummy. The term, however, is probably incorrectly named. The term does not so much refer to dead organs as it does "Osiris in a Box" (btw, recall the myth of Osiris being murdered and put in a coffin/box - any connection?).
Basically the Greeks so named the jars because they they were personifications of Osiris, and they were used in rituals to Osiris in the Greek town of Canopus - "factual evidence of the connection between Osiris and the town". These weren't simply symbolic of various other gods but personifications of Osiris (or they are other gods if these other gods are simply personificational expressions of Osiris). First clue comes from the fact that these jars are human-headed shaped, even though they resemble the four sons of Horus. This would suggest the shapes (e.g. bearded man, ape, jackal, and sparrow-hawk) are actually Shamanic masks. But more direct evidence comes from the roof of the tomb of Pharaoh Seti I (1300 BC). On the roof are representations of the planets and the stars or Isis and Osiris. The deities are on a boat/barge, preceded by four figures who are "clearly identified" with the canopic gods. In the Ramesseum, (built by Ramses II), these four are shown in the north of the sky; the Osiris-figure was doubled, with one Osiris taking the place of the foure canopic gods in Seti's tomb.
Anyways, this leads to the possible conclusion that "Osiris was in box/jar". And if you further attribute the Osiris Djed pillar to the matter, it radiated light. Hence, Osiris or rather Osiris' power was in the box or Djed pillar (or perhaps to some extent his power was captured by Set and placed in an ark or box, as the myth might actually go). And indeed, according to the reliefs so noted, the head of Osiris is actually found or contained in the Djed pillar (either as a "hat", which I think actually depicts an idea/thought, or as the actual head).
Then you can consider two other clues.
First, how come there is no torch-smoke-residue found in the walls of the pyramids? Did they...use...electric lights? That answer is almost humorous if not for the other linking of clues. Of course one might simply say because the pyramid was simply a tomb and nothing more. Well they still had to use torches to find the tomb-coffin to know where to put the body? I beg to differ though. The pyramid was used as a temple with mystery rituals inside. This seems evident from another of factors. For example, common in mystery themes (or at least it can be predicted), guardians watch for intruders trying to gain access into the heaven unauthorized. The sphinx fits that role nicely, and is also symbolic of another guardian as the three famous pyramids also represent Orion's belt. Secondly, recall the baboons and priests noted above with upraised arms - these actually symbolize two things, in my estimation: worship and ritual embrace of mystery rituals. The ka symbolizes, not simply worship with upraised arms, but ritualized embrace common to mystery rituals. This would suggest that electricity was used in the pyramids where they performed mystery rituals. Once completed the initiate would bare the ankh. His eternal life was no guaranteed per se; he simply possessed the key that would lead to that salvation after death.
Secondly, recall the archaeological uncovering of the Bagdad battery-jars. What did they use these jars for? Some would say simply to plate metal with some particular lace of other metal. This might be so, yet, the working of metal anciently called alchemy I think, um, originated in Egypt. Furthermore, where did the knowledge of this electricity come from? Who knows. Egypt? I'm sure as the batteries are concerned, speculation abounds.
Lastly, as a sort of side note, I haven't read books on the matter, but some seem to attribute this knowledge of electricity to the Hebraic Ark of the Covenant. I'm not so sure, but wouldn't it be interesting if the Ark lighted the inner sanctum of the Hebraic tabernacle? And this last piece of information is more weird than coincidental, but I saw a show on TV where some African tribe supposedly might posses the Ark, supposedly through Solomon's wife (doubtful since Revelations says the Ark is in heaven, but whatever). They have to replace the guardian of some weird artifact because they like die every two years and start to go blind before that (forget from what, from a sort of fire or something). Something like that anyways. Kind of spooky. Whatever it is, if it's true, it's probably some other artifact than the supposed Ark.
Put it all together though one can see that this electric-Osiris was used to gain worship and followers. How do you build a pyramid anyways? Maybe you gather a bunch of people and show them the Djed pillar, the "head of Osiris" in a jar, the electric light that resembles the blinding glare of the sun?
Of course that could never be true could it? I wonder what atheists would think of this? This could never be because it's too outlandish. On the other hand...it does explain God as a natural force. You see the blinding light; lo and behold it's Ra! Or you could simply touch and feel the electric power of Ra. I doubt it's so simply with the Ark of the Covenant. While it may resemble the Djed pillar, one gets more an impression of electricity powered from pure spirit energy. Speaking of that, I saw this weird On-Demand cable show of a haunted house. They showed a bunch of these orb things flying around and some of was "ecto-plasm" which actually resembled wisps of smoke that moved more like a flying snake. Looked kind of like floating electricity, a stringing out of ball lighting sort of. And I'm gonna stop right there before it gets too weird and that Fortean Times (whatever it's called) calls and asks to publish this stuff. Lol!
But on the more serious side of things, those Djed pillars in the reliefs are just too weirdly coincidental to electric generators, and I'm not talking about the relief-picture of the light bulbs. One need only take the two of the many reliefs available to make the connection: the one where a radiance emits from a Djed pillar and the one where Osiris' head is a Djed pillar (plus the relation of the Canopy jars to the "Osiris in a box").