Let's not chide Prudie for tackling a problem out of her metier, or boudeoir, as for that. And girly men with size issues wont understand either. But, let the physics professor explain the sitch.

We got a weight lifter hung like a firehose and when he lets lose, there's backsplash big time. So he backs off. The man is a weight lifter, not a physics major in fluid dynamics for cryin out loud. Inter, being endowed with firehose mechanics himself understands the probem, and the solution.

The solution is to aim for the little waterpool at the bottom of the trow. No need to stand back two feet! No need to suffer the embarassment of backsplash on your white trousers. And no need to trouble HR with a physics problem either. Simply tell Jose, like a man.

is the cake in the urinal.

No really, some for airport urinals, aiming for the little pool at the bottom means trying to play target practice through the little holes in the urinal guard.

And when you're built like the general, that's like threading a needle with an Escalade.

For some urinals, there is no solution.

Maybe he should consider using a commode?

On the other hand, maybe he just wants to give everyone the opportunity to make a, you know, size comparison. In that case, the solution is: this company should hire the general.

Pierre would never dare urinate in public again.

I think its more a case of human behavior. Pierre likes to watch himself pee and he is rather proud of his manhood. Anyone who has potty trained a little boy will see the same thing. So that being said I don't even want to handle this hose of a problem but I am now curious about Surfa's hose.

Um, he already did that. we're all hung like horses. Really big horses. We have the kind of equipment that makes a woman call a man by his real name.

Shanah Tovah Tonto,

So, does Mrs. Goldberg call you Scout?

A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"

She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"

"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.

She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."

"Very interesting..." the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein."

....when hardware graces the trow instead of a lil pool, then flush the dang appliance and contribute to the waterfall. you mentioned airports. why? oh, never mind. Wave your hand in front of the motion sensor, then it'll flush.

BTW, when your using a firehose, there's no need for pinpoint accuracy. There is when you use a .17 caliber though instead of a 00 buck. Get the drift?

splashes.

This I know because, when in airports, my "business" always ends with a flush [the general is very hygienic, like any good military man).

Your analogy would be more relevant if you were discussing various ordnance of the artillery variety.

Not that I'd expect a man like yourself to understand such comparisons...

[Wow. It took us, collectively, like three posts for discussion to devolve into competitive comparisons of hypothetical penis caliber. That's got to be a record of some kind.]

...then i refer you to Heleva, who will clear up your many misunderstandings.

You're projecting there, little fella, or you have a reading comprehension problem.

...much over this subject. no thanks sargent.

I think it requires further study for me to present a fair and unbiased analysis. ;)

After all there is that .50 cal Norwegian at home...

I'm sure that, eventually, you will also learn to both spell (that's sergeant) and distinguish (that's general) military ranks, in much the same way you will learn to distinguish caliber, and more accurately gauge relative sizes.

You're dismissed.

OMG its a COCK FIGHT!

Thank you, and a good year to you as well.

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