....of the summation under Prudie's picture at the bottom of the Slate pages?

"Help! I'm Going To Sleep With My Boyfriend as Soon as He Gives Me Some Jewelry."

I mean, that's pretty much a complete opposite summation of what the LW actually asked, and it makes me giggle each time I see it.

Was that just me?

Watch for future summations (or whatever they're called). They usually have quite a bit of spin on them to draw in readers.

Well, sure they have spin, but this was the first one I recalled that pretty much stated the opposite of what the question was. That's what amused me. :-)

Yeah, I got the same impression. The old bait & switch.

Plus, the "Help!" intro is always good for a laugh.