Just wanted you guys to know. Thanks for listening.

It makes me a jolly good fellow.

It helps me unwind, and sometimes it makes me feel mellow.

And if you drink the right brand of beer extremely attractive people will throw themselves at you. It's true -- I saw it on tv. Hey, people -- form one line, please!

And if you drink enough of it, then everyone is extremely attractive!

It's weird, right. Also, the more I drink, the more attractive I get.

"And if you drink enough of it, then everyone is extremely attractive! "

...and you throw up on them!