daveto: I'm calling you OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by
switters
07/30/2009, 10:39 AM #
(Rules Of The Road Violation H923-4439L, Statutes 26B-J, Pending)
I did that to Kevin once. I ended up with like 3 checkmarks that day,
Brokenback Mountains amongst them, if I'm not
mistaken. (The Old Fray, obviously.)
Anyways, I haven't seen the plastic bag of veggie rejects at the Winn-Dixie since the morning I called corporate. Are they hiding it? Have they changed procedures? Did trying to scan brussels sprout peelings at the self-checkout hit just a little too close to home?
I don't know. But what I do know is that throwing away rich organic material, sustainable, solar farming energy is a near-perfect metaphor for what we've become at our core (and have been for some time), namely, those creepy, long-tailed aliens-with-bad-attitudes from
Independence Day, but less attractive. What a strange little rock we live on.
Speaking of "What a...", what a peculiar collection of queer exiles The New Fray is. I haven't been this scared (scarred?) since CBS renewed
The Big Bang Theory and moved it a half-hour back.
That's nuts!!!
Still, you have an open invitation to watch my Surprise 40th Birthday Party Video with me sooner rather than later, in and around the greater Titonka, Iowa Metropolitan Area, if I can swing the land purchase. (Built 1922, tiny farm, 12 acres: 4 homestead/outbuildings, 8 tillable, roughly. Spitting distance from where mom and dad grew up. Karma?)
I bought a bunch of movies last week that arrived Tuesday. Comfort films like
Sense And Sensibility, Mr. Saturday Night, The American President, Emma, Ratatouille, The Phantom Menace. I even watched part of one
last night.
Oh well. It's just that it's been awhile and I thought I'd say, "Hey!" (to bacon as well {hockey being, still, quite gay})[.]
I see Barry, also metaphorically, as Neo, in that chair, plugged in, learning Kung Fu (and, let's not forget, "drunken boxing"), at a remarkably swift pace at that.
Best to you and yours.