BA's top 10 responses to apple cutting the iphone price 33%
by
baltimore aureole
09/06/2007, 3:24 PM #
10 - this will only induce buyers of future apple products to wait for immediate price reductions on newly introduced technology, eh?
9 - some of the 500,000 purchasers at the higher price will sue apple. come on, at least one of them has to be a trial lawyer, right? (googling "iSue", right now, as we speak)
8 - new iphone commerical: "this is how you play music. this is how you make a phone call. this is how you overpay"
7 - do the iphone batteries last any longer than the ipod batteries? if not, there's going to be a big problem here, too
6 - the mayor of philadelphia was spotted in line again to get the new lower priced model today.
5 - given that memory chips now cost about $6 per gigabyte, doesn't it seem like the 8 gig iphone is still waaaaaaaay overpriced at $399? why is it $200 more than the one with less memory?
4 - if we had adequate sex lives we wouldn't be obsessing over how many features our effing cell phones have, would we?
3 - all iphones are made in china. anyone checked them for lead or asbestos yet? don't laugh . . .
2 - if al gore had invented the iphone, he'd be president right now. all he did was invent the internet, and thats not in the news as much as iphones, it seems
1 - is apple the new microsoft - the evil empire that wants to dominate everything it touches now?