....for pushing dependence on the gubmint. way to go beamer!!! would you please come over to my house and wipe my helpless ass too?

No, that would put your mom out of her job.

ah! the old 'yo momma' retort! you are one clever little boy. come over here so i can paste a gold star on your pointy head.

It’s not a retort if it’s true. It's good that you're trolling Slate instead of molesting your mom's dog while she isn't in the room, so just keep trolling Slate.

you sound as if you have the mental processes of trig palin.

You're just jealous of Trig because his mom didn't try to abort him, while your mom tried to back alley abort you and you have a broken piece of hanger stuck in your head.

Also, try to be a bit less redundant: <link>

it's nice to have a loonbat stalker such as yourself. i'm flattered.

As I'm sure Slate is flattered to have you trolling all its posts with childish comments that add nothing – the sheer volume of your worthless comments indicates that you have dedicated your life to it.

But, like I said, every second that you're trolling on slate is a second that you aren't molesting your mom's dog, so you should be kept busy.

But, like I said, every second that you're trolling on slate is a second that you aren't molesting your mom's dog, so you should be kept busy.

you're obsessing about my sex life and i like it!!!

If you consider living in your mom's basement molesting her dog to be a "sex life" then it's not surprising that you consider trolling on Slate to be a life.

you know what the difference is between a dog and a liberal?

a dog wags it's tail when it is happy and a liberal wags it's tail when it is compliant.

How many places are you cross posting that lame joke?

You mom's dog only wags its tale when you are trolling Slate instead of raping it.

really. it's very flattering to have a loonbat stalker. want to see me take a shit? open wide!!!

I don't want to see you take a shit, your mom will just have to wipe your ass again.

I'm not like you when you sneek out of your mom's house and have sex with other fat republican closet homosexuals, I don't open wide.

i love it when you obsess about my sex life! you must be one of those jerry springer democrats.

were you able to master the butterfly ballot or did you have to call your jewish congressman to have him figure it out for you?