The crunch of the flakes disturbs my inebriated state. I'd rather be having sex with an actress than eating corn flakes.

Slate - please email me for the address where you can send the check for this insightful opinion I have written.

brilliant.

come to think of it, there isn't much in life that i'd rather be doing than having sex with an actress. so everything sucks.

too patterson- BAH HUMBUG! that's all.