Minnesotans can't help themselves.
by
Gatewood
07/01/2009, 8:28 AM #
Not being content to elect a former wrestler to their governorship
a few years back – and he turned out to be a disaster – the good people of Minnesota allowed their
State Supreme Court to vote a failed comedian, Al Franken, into office as their
second senator to send to the U.S. Senate.
I suppose their reasoning was thus:
Since Obama had ZERO qualifications for the highest office
in the land and, after all, the state did not QUITE fall apart with the completely
clueless wrestler serving as governor for one term then a total fool as a U.S.
Senator is an utter [excuse the all too true pun here] no-brainer. Alas for all concerned.
Jessie Ventura, a political independent, was Minnesota’s 38th
governor and served from January 4, 1999 to January 6, 2003 without
seeking a
second term. Now the spaced out citizens
of Minnesota
[or at least their courts system] managed to put an actual clown, with
the big
floppy feet and honking red nose, Al Franken, into the U.S. Senate. One
wonders WHY they are in competition with California to prove
which body of whacko citizens can be more stupid and more
self-destructive
where the long term health of their state or the nation is concerned.
Will the rest of us ever know?
Anyway the inclusion of Franken in the U.S. Senate now means
that democrats have reached the magic 60 body count and can theoretically ram
through anything passed by the dominant democratic majority in the House of
Representatives. Some of our
non-thinking liberals on these Fray boards noted this milestone and are currently Frenching
one another in celebration . . . and not just the males either.
They have excellent cause for celebration, for should their
60 senators ever manage to move in lock step on anything then they can ram
anything through. But how likely is that
to happen even once a year much less all the damn time?
Still just think of the possibilities! Not only could those 60 Senators ram through
socialist policies that would make comrade Lenin jump for joy even in death but
one can imagine our socialist president’s, Barack Obama, pens smoking as he
signs quasi communist policies into law, all while grinning like a successful chicken
thief.
Hope and Change baby!
We can now get the full and unfettered benefit of all that Hope and
Change campaign hype . . . and perhaps finally even learn what the democrats’
fearless leader meant by it in the first place.