Spring Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, July 1, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,

CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM...

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past TARGET Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 6
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 8
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 9
How to use the Bank's Drive-Up Window, without phones, mirrors, lipstick, hair-check...
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 10
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Spring Classes for Men at
THE CHILDREN'S DEVELOPMENT CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, July 1, 2009
Assistence will be available

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,

CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How to Get Your Own Damned Beer
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM...

Class 2
Why Playing Cards with Your Buddies
Does Not constitute a "Social Life"
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Does Watching Sports on TV Count as Exercise?
Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between
Bitching and Discussing
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
How to Share the Remote with Your Wife
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 6
Health Watch--Why Beer and Pretzels
is Not a Balanced Meal
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7
I Was Wrong and She Was Right!-- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 8
How To Remember Important Occasions
.Not related to Sports
4 weeks, Sunday's - noon, 2 hours
Except during the Super Bowl.

Class 9
How to Use the Dishwasher, Vacuum
and Other Modern Household Implements
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 10
How to Shop Shop with Your Wife
Without Complaining
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Denny the Plagerist did change the "Registration Must Be Complete Date" from "May 15, 2009" in the original to "July 1, 2009" to make people think he wrote this, today, June 18 2009.

He didnt sign his name to it either tho Loreee, so no way he wants people to think he came up with all this him self, like that other time......right Denny?

Class #2: Ladies, pulling yourself back out, after falling in, expends far more energy, due to the rise in BP.

I see you got a little pekinese, known as fatcheeks, nipping at your hells. Just ignore the simpleton.

Since you don't HAVE any friends - I doubt you would understand.

d;-)

HEY Wah -

Fattie doesn't seem to understand that here on KFS we often times share the humor from e-mails we receive. I have this pack of sock-puppets who follow we around the Fray constantly accusing me of "stealing" anything I post. Well, at least it gives them somethig to do, I guess, trying to Google everything I post. That's probably a GOOD thing, since it leaves them lest time to spew their hateful messages.

d;-)

told us all about the "e-mail from a female friend", you woulda cleared that up right away huh? When they said, "good job Denny!" You wouldnt a said, "why thank you Crim I had the idea sitting on the can the other day."

Yeah, guess that "female friend" wanted to update the dates from the origonal, just to be funnier eh denny?

Or wuz that you willing to float the boat that you wrote these pieces??!!

But sure I can see why yer buds with chicken-hearted Whabooze. Do YOU know why Wah got banned Denny? All i know is I wasnt.