Apart from the fact that an orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation one might remember the wisdom of French writer Colette (1873-1954): all men are homosexual, some merely don´t realize it.

That the excitement lies in the lies ... That's what bothers me most. I can't find myself very concerned about what gets others off, as long as it is mutually consentual and between adults. But I believe that this is part of a game he plays at. If he'd never been such a self-righteous beast, I'd have shrugged over this stupid stunt. But I consider it dangerous to have a lawmaker who gets off on thinking they're above the law.

That's what this whole administration has proven, though, eh?