Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . tear it down. Unless the Tigers are going to go back to it – clearly, an impossibility -- or unless it’s going to host baseball games played by someone, there’s nothing else to be done with the beautiful old wreck.
I don’t know -- maybe it wasn’t beautiful. Maybe I just remember it as a beautiful place because it was where I saw my first major league ball game (1959, box seats behind home plate, Yankees visiting, Mickey Mantle (Mickey Fucking Mantle!) breathing the same air I was as he played sideline catch before the game, a 1-0 Tiger win in ten innings); maybe I remember it as a beautiful place because, in my infrequent return visits (I’m not a Detroiter; hell, I’m not even an American) throughout various stages of my life, I saw many beautiful things there: from the center-field bleachers I saw Al Kaline peg a guy at third from right field; from the upper deck in left field I saw a Willie Horton home run disappear deliciously below me into the lower left-field seats; from the same vantage point, I saw Boog Powell crush a ball into the upper deck across the field from me; years later, from the center-field bleachers again, I saw Denny McLain – Washington Senator Denny McLain – get shelled by the Tigers . . .
Over the years, I spent a few more beautiful baseball days at the corner of Michigan and Trumbull, one of he last long before the beautiful old wreck was abandoned after the 1999 season. On the day I'm now imperfectly remembering (I think it was a 1990 July Saturday afternoon, but I'm almost certain I'm slightly off on the year and the month), I was, as I had been way back in 1959, sitting behind home plate, but this time . . . Oh, never mind – I wasn’t a kid anymore, and it was the White Sox visiting instead of the Yankees, and I was with a woman who used to be my wife.
That’s it, of course: Tiger Stadium could hold a lot of people (more than my smallish Canadian home town), but it was always simultaneously huge and small. It makes no sense at all to let a contradiction like that stick around.