Whew - I never understood that such awesome responsibility accompanied the accolades of victory. After reviewing all 87,938,422,357,691,204,916 photos posted on the interwebs (Did you know there are some really scary things being photo-documented these days?), I culled the potential choices for this weeks caption contest down to the one best option.

For anyone objecting to having only one option this week, I ask that you e-mail your complaints to Miz Topazz, who (my lawyer informs me) owns all syndication rights and rule setting authority to the "BOTF Photo Caption Contest" franchise.

Here is the link

Post captions as often as you like, but please delay your voting until Thursday and we will tally the votes on Friday. Good Luck.

M2

"We replaced the skeet with diaphragms!"

Reminds me of an old British Trotskyite song, m2:

We'e gonna get a bloody rope,
then we'll hang the fucking Pope,
and burn the Sistine Chapel
to the ground

Then wew'll get our tommy-guns,
cut down all those rakish nuns,
and the people's voice
will be the only Word.

"This is your rifle, this is your nun, one is for shooting, one is for fun. Wait, no it's not. Never mind."

"Get thee to a gunnery!"

By rolling all of the jihadists' worst nightmares into a single visual, the Sisters of the 82nd Airborne were remarkably successful in eliciting confessions without torture.

# 1 reason priests rape boys instead of nuns.

The New Agenda runs amok.

chuckled out loud at work.

Members of the St. Peter's Square pigeon abatement squad cheerfully deny Pope's supposed recent instructions on dealing with Atheist protest groups. Sister Katherin replys, "He was only having a bad moment."

The nuns habits almost got Khalik Sh'Abdul, Muhammod Ik'Ilhammod, Shia Li'Abmad, Madsy Il'Dmord, and Kammas Bin-Delahur through the TSA checkpoint, had TSA grunt Justin O'Blarney not asked Khalik "Is that a gun in your pants sister, or you just happy to see me?". Apparently Khalik didn't understand that the appropriate answer is NEVER "It's a gun".

eom

put down the APA style book, pick up the blue pen.

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