Re: Yippeee! we can solve our oil problem !! and maybe even erase the federal deficit !!
by
RML
08/30/2007, 7:39 AM #
Really. How do you think we pay for spies? It certainly isnt their salary.
90% of REGULAR travelers from the US to the rest of the world are doing so on business and it makes sense that these people would be making more contacts and more lasting relationships than someone just visiting their aunt or going to EuroDisney. Business is also the REAL driver of our foreign policy (quick, name a nation we spend lots of money on that isnt somehow tied to oil directly or indirectly).
Furthermore both good guys (our spies) and bad guys (terrorists and spies of other countries) dont go around advertising their real jobs, so they need to travel as business people if they travel regularly (I imagine an assassin might be going to EuroDisney on paper, but the intel guys probably need to be selling sweatsocks to Saudis or something like that). This means that just to maintain their cover, they need to get a paycheck from a company (the company-hehe). Since they have access to lots of covert data, I bet they are above average investors (the ultimate insider trading if you will). A good spy should be one hell of an investor. And best of all, that income is not being paid by the government and the government can be counted on to look the other way-if the IRS or SEC calls for an audit, the government comes back and says it has been investigated and its OK. Bingo, the spy with the mansion and the sports car is born.
But of course if all that data is used the way you describe it, we would all benefit from it and it wouldnt be a secret anymore. THAT would not work for our spook friends not would it. Needless to say, your idea will remain an intelligent but romantic dream.