Here it is:

AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH­HHHHHH

Now could you all just shut the fuck up!

You're adults, right? So, you care what Geoff thinks...why?

You're Slate customers, right? So, you care what Slate thinks of you...why?

Why are you here? To read BOTF. If BOTF becomes what Slate wants, will you still want to read BOTF?

If the answer to that last one is yes, then...you're dead to me.

The Canadian spelling would be "Aaaauuuuuurrrghhhhhhhhhhheh?!­"

That's what it's all aboot.

Now could you all just shut the fuck up!

But how would we re-hash the same basic idea in 40 new ways, if we just shut the fuck up? Tell me that!

You're adults, right? So, you care what Geoff thinks...why?

Because Geoff is an employee lackey servant spokesperson volunteer for Slate. We always listen to volunteers, donchaknow?

You're Slate customers, right? So, you care what Slate thinks of you...why?

I get the feeling that most aren't Slate customers as much as they are Fray customers. Speaking for myself, I pretty much only read the Farhad Manjoo and David Plotz (when he feels like being an actual writer) columns.

Swearing online makes the baby Jesus cry.

Do you really want that on your fucking consience, you bastard?

Could you do something about the sloppy-slurping-sucking-up shit that is going on too.

Oh that was your last question.

Blech.

Reminds me of the Little Rascals in the clubhouse when the little girl comes in...yuckie.

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In case you weren't aware, you've been dead to me for some time. Can't remember why, but haven't seen any reason to change, either.

Me, I could care less one way or the other if any of you folks like being here or not. I can only prove that one person exists, thats JD because I met him. For me, the rest of you exist in my mind as a way of passing away time while waiting for a gigantic order to arrive. I know you and others try so hard to be so mean and nasty, I try the same game. But deep down, you are so beeeautiful to meeeeee....

vat a cuntry....

I could have been a mirage.

Jack

So much for that whole "adult" thing

PEACE.