A culture explained . . . .
by
shawhan86
09/07/2007, 3:04 AM #
The time is 12:30 midnight on a Thursday and I'm sitting in my office being forced once again to listen to the local rap station because it's what the majority of my co-workers prefer to listen to. I have begun a tally of the number of times I've heard the same eight songs repeated and we're on our 12th loop now. I have memorized the new Fergie song, I know at least half the words to the song with the chorus "like a cholo", and am ashamed to admit that I can't help but sing along to a song I couldn't name if I were paid but which has a synthesized voice repeating "better, harder, faster, stronger."
I began to wonder at about 11:30 where all the good music had gone and why I was being met with such resistance when attempting to change the station to one that plays oldies. The songs I've been forced to listen to at the cost of my sanity are simply crap. Bad singing, rehashed and regurgitated melodies, and lyrics the likes of which you'd be hard pressed to expound upon any further then assuming the performer was either horny, righteously indignated by the horniness of men, or sad they can't seem to find a man whose horny enough to have sex with them.
If you throw in a dozen or more refferences to pot, tacky jewelry, one's "hood" status, the truly evil police department, and the fact that their drug selling womanizing and violent ways make them a real "soldier" then you have just about every song ever written for or performed on an R&B radio station. Has no one ever figured out R&B and indeed rap is basically the same story told over and over in more bizarre and irritating ways?
The story is; Man is hood soldier, man is wonderfully magical at seducing women, man has more fake jewelry then god, everyone wants to be this man, man has best weed ever grown, man can out run or kill any cop because his hood status nay his soldier status puts him above the law, man is so manly he even cringes at his own unabashed raw pulsing manliness.
Gag me. This would be funny if it weren't so blatantly transparent.