Murderer Fleeing Shootout Invades TheJoke's Home
by
tartuffe
01/06/2009, 9:40 PM #
Bonus: it's a holiday, so all the wife, kids and grandkids are there.
SWAT team bombs the place, killing all but Joke.
Extra bonus: some of the deaths of Joke's loved ones are slow, lingering, horrifically painful. In short, not pretty.
Interviewed by CNN in the aftermath, TheJoke, always a consistent man of principle (as we all well know), had this to say:
No
problem! Civilian casualties are a necessary part of any war (we're in
a war on crime, after all). In the case of my family, we allowed a
murderer safe haven in our midst (never mind that we had no say in the
matter). I mean, he shot at the police from my house, ferchrissakes! What were they supposed to do?
We are now paying the price for that decision. Well, ok, now
just me. The rest of my family already paid. But that's ok.
I don't think the SWAT team should purposely target my family,
but
neither should they go to great lengths to avoid killing them. They
must break the spirit of soft-on-crime folks like us. You kill enough
of us and we will be less inclined to harbor murderers the next time.
Somehow my family and I must be shown the folly of harboring thugs.
Kill
enough of us and we will come around. It's all good!