"... unless I have his pecker in my pocket." - LBJ.

Marilyn Monroe could have said the same thing.

White Camry:

"... unless I have his pecker in my pocket." - LBJ.

Marilyn Monroe could have said the same thing.

if i find somebody else's pecker in my pocket, i assume i've put on somebody else's pants by accident

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Mae West