a very Important message from the kenyanese Office 0f birth
by
solomongrundy
12/06/2008, 11:40 AM #
Mombasa, Kenya
Attention: The President/CEO
Dear Sir,
Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information
gathered from the Kenyan Office of Births Records and Possible Forgeries, I
have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum
of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United
States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from
an over-invoiced birth certificate, executed, commissioned and paid for
about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was
however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense
account at The Central Birth Depository of Kenyan.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where
you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants,
we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require
your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for
us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental
to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with
the Kenyanese National Birth Records Corporation (KNBRC). If you find
this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality
and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type
into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining,
comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take
us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards
Howgul Abul Arhu Obama Hussein Hitler
