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Breaking!! Obama Election Overturned by SCOTUS
by Schmutzie
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Washington DC
Dec 5,2008
Rueters, PA, UIP, AFU

In a stunning decision, the Supreme Court of the Unted States has rocked the newly elected governement to its very foundation by declaring Barack Obama a Kenyan citizen.

While the justices refused to direct the Federal Election Board on how to replace the Illinois senator, sources within the office of one justice, under conditions of anonymity, have indicated that Vice Presdient Joe Biden will take the oath of office on January 20, 2009, and will serve as a temporary chief executive.

Lawyers for Senator Obama have indicated that they plan to appeal the verdict, and have requested that a newly formed Supreme Supreme Court take the appeal upon formation, and have requested that the Supreme Court respond immediately to the request.

"It's justice being served. God Bless America!" said Philadelphia lawyer Philip J Berg, who stood vigil on the steps outside the Courthouse, along with several hundred others. "Everyone had a hunch his birth certificate was a fake. Hopefully, the Court will now do the right thing and appoint Senator Hillary Clinton, who was clealy the superior candidate. She could have probably beaten McCain, without using terrorist money like Hussein did."

"I'm ecstatic!' said Texas Darlin', a well known blogger from Darlin, Texas. "We have been blogging and blogging about this for months, but everyone acted like we were a bunch of lunatics. Well, now who looks like the lunatics? It's time for change, real change, and Senator Hillary Clinton is the perfect choice to replace this fraud."

"Blk ABA!!! Mandingo Pippen crown and masonic blk IsRAELites." said lilmacg who traveled from a small Pacific island by jet ski to attend the vigil. " Prescott 12 generates(de) blk bankers Atlanta fraud blk IsRAELites Piipen crown mandingo. Phil Berg Ya killas blk and ABA Prescott 2 year propagoincidence. Hell, I lou ya!"

"He was an inadequate black male!!!" shouted Harriet Christian into a bullhorn, as frenzied onlookers cheered their approval. "That's right!! If you can call me white, I can call him black!! Now take that nigger back where he came from, Africa, and let's replace him with a real candidate!! Senator Clinton won this thing fair and square and the goddamned Democratic party stole it from her. Howard Dean and that other nigger Brazile should be ashamed of themselves. It's a great day for the country, democracy, and the white race."

"What a bunch of fucking bullshit." said an unnamed man from Birmingham,Al "These people are a bunch of fucking brain-dead asswipes. This can't be happening. This is a bad dream, like in that movie about the guy who had the bad dream. I must have gotten a batch of paraquat laced weed. Get me the fuck out of here."

As the crowd outside the courthouse received the news, several people broke down in tears, including a man from Chicago who vowed to "move to a place where they have a legitimate government, like Canada. That Harper schmuck seems like a guy who knows how to get things done. If that doesn't work, obviously I'm going to have to consider moving to Kenya."


SCOTUS fortune cookie
by PumpkinSeed

"These people are a bunch of fucking brain-dead asswipes."

- in bed.

Re: Breaking!! Obama Election Overturned by SCOTUS
by RonB52

"Blk ABA!!! Mandingo Pippen crown and masonic blk IsRAELites." said lilmacg who traveled from a small Pacific island by jet ski to attend the vigil. " Prescott 12 generates(de) blk bankers Atlanta fraud blk IsRAELites Piipen crown mandingo. Phil Berg Ya killas blk and ABA Prescott 2 year propagoincidence. Hell, I lou ya!"

LOL out loud

Re: Phil, Detroit, Mia has Sunni hired civilian military
by Joycean
Britain's control began to slip with formation of the Arabian-American Oil Company in 1936. Aramco won the Saudi family contracts to develop oil resources and to market them world-wide. First major discoveries began in 1938.

A key point in history, which haunts us today, was the 1945 meeting of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, US president, and King ibn Sa'ud aboard the U.S.S. Olympia on Egypt's Great Bitter Lake. At that meeting, ibn Sa'ud gave little and got much. FDR pledged that the United States of America would guarantee and protect the Saudi Royal Family with virtually no limits established, nor Congressional approval requested.

In return, America began the huge Air Force complex at Dhahran. To illustrate the cynicism of the Saudi Royal family, Wahabi wrath at invading idolaters was bottled up at the time. It was to explode with Osama bin Laden's vitriol of the 1990s culminating in the 1993 and 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center's twin towers in New York City. The U.S. no longer controls the Dhahran base. Who is winning?

While British influence remained strong into the early Cold War years, Americans soon took over in Saudi Arabia. Aramco prospered and profited beyond imagination. Expatriate employees were housed in hermetically sealed compounds, Little Americas or Little Britains. They did their work and retreated, back within the high walls surrounding them. They were rarely allowed outside or given uncontrolled opportunities to wander or explore much less meet Saudi people socially.

With access of outsiders tightly managed, Aramco returnees, executives, Congressional advocates, academic sycophants and bureaucratic implants created and maintained a carefully orchestrated mythology of Saudi Arabia as America's staunchest ally. Few, if any, hints of Wahabi extremism escaped the enveloping net. Academics echoed this myth.

Americans slumbered and drove more and more gas-guzzling vehicles until the first oil shock, the first hints to Americans of an extreme presence in Saudi Arabia, came in 1973. Their proxies having lost a war with Zionist Israel, backed by the U.S., Saudi Arabia took vengeance through gas pumps.

Careful observers may note that Israel is also called America's staunchest ally in the Mid-East. The long-standing and very powerful role of Saudi Arabia in savage opposition to Israel receives little attention. The pattern exists but the connections are obscured.

The intimate relationships between American elites and Saudi/Wahabi elites are only now receiving some attention.
Re: Breaking!! Obama Election Overturned by SCOTUS
by dems rock

how very pitiful and desperate do you cons have to be to LIE so bad?

get a freakin life and finally realize obama WILL be the president come january 20th

Retard.
by Thy Goddess
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Oh, dear
by ducadmo
we are all Kenyans now. Rest assured, this in no way will discourage Ducadmo Enterprises from bringing our 'Dark Continental Cuisine' to market, starting with our 'Barackfast and Lunchables' like 'Barry-Berry Cereal' and 'SerenghettiOs'.
Ah, now I understand
by ducadmo
what the rock part is for. Sgt. Rock, Dems Rock. It's code for 'genetically impervious to satire'.
Re: Ah, now I understand
by dems rock

ducadmo:
what the rock part is for. Sgt. Rock, Dems Rock. It's code for 'genetically impervious to satire'.
well excuuuuuuuse the hell out of me for being so literal

screw you

Re: Phil, Detroit, Mia has Sunni hired civilian military
by DragonTat2

Exactly.

Re: Breaking!! Obama Election Overturned by SCOTUS
by Smarmalade

I must admit ...this is your BEST POST EVER.

If nothing else you write ever makes sense, this post of yours is AAA-Rated.

It's never going away.
by DragonTat2
Re: Breaking!! Obama Election Overturned by SCOTUS
by Schmutzie

You're the only one who understands me Smarmalade.

The rest of these jamokes will see, soon enough.

Biden may get sworn in on January 20, 2009 but there's no way he'll be allowed to serve. He has to have been in on the Obama citizenship cover-up. No doubt that's why Obama picked him as VP....to keep him quiet. Same with Pelosi and Reid, they're going to be removed from office. They're obviously in on the hoax, and it's pathetic that people can't see that. It's just so fucking obvious.

So that removes Obama, Biden, Pelosi, and Reid....

And who's next in the Presidential chain of command?

You guessed it.....the Secretary of State.

President Clinton.

Is this amazing or what?

Re: It's never going away.
by RonB52
Good! I hope it never goes away, for the same reason I hope someone scatters cockroaches in the Dallas Cowboys' locker room this weekend, so the 'boys are running around worrying about something other than Big Ben and Fast Willie.
jesus, mary, and joseph!
by catnapping

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