Breaking!! Obama Election Overturned by SCOTUS
by
Schmutzie
12/05/2008, 1:17 PM #
Washington DC
Dec 5,2008
Rueters, PA, UIP, AFU
In a stunning decision, the Supreme Court of the Unted States has rocked the newly elected governement to its very foundation by declaring Barack Obama a Kenyan citizen.
While the justices refused to direct the Federal Election Board on how to replace the Illinois senator, sources within the office of one justice, under conditions of anonymity, have indicated that Vice Presdient Joe Biden will take the oath of office on January 20, 2009, and will serve as a temporary chief executive.
Lawyers for Senator Obama have indicated that they plan to appeal the verdict, and have requested that a newly formed Supreme Supreme Court take the appeal upon formation, and have requested that the Supreme Court respond immediately to the request.
"It's justice being served. God Bless America!" said Philadelphia lawyer Philip J Berg, who stood vigil on the steps outside the Courthouse, along with several hundred others. "Everyone had a hunch his birth certificate was a fake. Hopefully, the Court will now do the right thing and appoint Senator Hillary Clinton, who was clealy the superior candidate. She could have probably beaten McCain, without using terrorist money like Hussein did."
"I'm ecstatic!' said Texas Darlin', a well known blogger from Darlin, Texas. "We have been blogging and blogging about this for months, but everyone acted like we were a bunch of lunatics. Well, now who looks like the lunatics? It's time for change, real change, and Senator Hillary Clinton is the perfect choice to replace this fraud."
"Blk ABA!!! Mandingo Pippen crown and masonic blk IsRAELites." said lilmacg who traveled from a small Pacific island by jet ski to attend the vigil. " Prescott 12 generates(de) blk bankers Atlanta fraud blk IsRAELites Piipen crown mandingo. Phil Berg Ya killas blk and ABA Prescott 2 year propagoincidence. Hell, I lou ya!"
"He was an inadequate black male!!!" shouted Harriet Christian into a bullhorn, as frenzied onlookers cheered their approval. "That's right!! If you can call me white, I can call him black!! Now take that nigger back where he came from, Africa, and let's replace him with a real candidate!! Senator Clinton won this thing fair and square and the goddamned Democratic party stole it from her. Howard Dean and that other nigger Brazile should be ashamed of themselves. It's a great day for the country, democracy, and the white race."
"What a bunch of fucking bullshit." said an unnamed man from Birmingham,Al "These people are a bunch of fucking brain-dead asswipes. This can't be happening. This is a bad dream, like in that movie about the guy who had the bad dream. I must have gotten a batch of paraquat laced weed. Get me the fuck out of here."
As the crowd outside the courthouse received the news, several people broke down in tears, including a man from Chicago who vowed to "move to a place where they have a legitimate government, like Canada. That Harper schmuck seems like a guy who knows how to get things done. If that doesn't work, obviously I'm going to have to consider moving to Kenya."