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Maui Kissmas, all.
by gypsy
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I hope everyone has a great holiday season.

If you can't be with the one you love then love the one you're with safely. Try not to stuff your holiday tummy into the vomitorium.

Trader joes sells tasty dark chocolate wedges that you can actually get high off by sticking them under your tongue and letting 'em sit.

You probably don't need to know this, but Ambien and grapes mixed together is a devine high and as close as you can get to safe drug interaction without a major hangover or a visit to the ER.

If you have a pet, give your pet a big wet tongue kiss and treat pet to some Prescription Hills - 'cause isn't it about time pets had equal opportunity urinary tract disease prevention?

Maui Kissmas, all...It's a wonderful life.

I don't have "a pet."
by Fritz Gerlich
I have canine comrades-in-arms.
Re: Maui Kissmas, all.
by Smarmalade

Merry Christmas back to you, Madame Roma Gypsy....!!!

My pets are actually my surrogates and helpers...and sometimes paly the role of "medicine man" when I need them to cuddle moi !!

Yes...they love me and I love them back...all three felines and a small dog...the husband comes last, might I add.

As for "comrades-in-arms"...they usually like to cuddle in my arms before they can become my comrades...

Happy New Year to you and yours...and may the sun rise in the east and set in the west..

Re: Maui Kissmas, all.
by HeWhoMustDie

Hey gyp-she -

That reminds me of an old apocryphal story from the 70's about a guy who saw a whole bunch of folks in saffron robes dancing around the entrance to the mall, and thought they were saying "Harry Christmas".

This was, of course, before solictation in the name of foreign gods was banned from US shopping venues as distractatory.

Re: Maui Kissmas, all.
by HeWhoMustDie

PS -

Maui Krishna.

Ambien and grapes?
by DrNo

Tell me how, and why, and the genesis of that lore, and have you actually tried it?
And what exactly is Ambien?

Maui Kissmas

Don't ever smoke catnip...
by catnapping
I tried it my senior year in highschool. Killer headache lasted 2 days.
Re: Ambien and grapes?
by LaurieAnnM

It's a mild 'sleeper'/sleeping pill very popular here for the past few years now. I give it at work to patients all the time..seems to be the favored sleeper of choice these days...

...It has a sort of mild hallucintory effect on some people and at times some have reported episodes of sleep walking while under the influence of it as well as a big sense of the 'munchies' or urge to late night snack after taking it.

seems thus far, to be effective for sleep well liked by most who take it and so far not a lot of complaints of addiction or dependence related issues regarding it but that could change the longer it's on the market and more long term efffects become known.

Hate to say it but Ambien and grapes sounds pretty nice...Oh Well, Gypsy can handle the stuff ...good for her.Me? nope better stick to hot chocolate and marshmellows when I want to indulgent.

;-)

Re: Maui Kissmas, all.
by LaurieAnnM

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merry merry....I like the one by 'lynnska'.

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