Secretary of Transportation--Sammy Hagar. You can take his license and all that jive, but the Red Rocker would get new transportation initiatives out of second gear.

Secretary of the Interior-- The Nature Boy, Ric Flair. Res ipsa loquitur.

Secretary of Homeland Security--Gallagher. Have you seen what the guy can do to a watermelon? Would you poison a municiple water supply if you knew he was out there waiting for you?

Internal Revenue Service, Director-- Hank Williams, Jr. All his rowdy friends are comin' over tonight and you'd best have your receipts.

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms--My brother in law, Steve. He has extensive experience with all three simultaneously.

Drug Czar-- Snoop Dogg. Understands the perils presented by the mixing of Tanquery and chronic. Can speak to the kids.