The Explainer does a fair job describing the material punishments of priests (and parishioners) when they offend the little baby jesus, but when does the Smiting happen? I'd pay good money to see a Smiting.

Wait for Judgement Day. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth then, hopefully not ours.

Sounds like bugger is begging to be smitted, or is the correct term smote, as in the Lord Almighty is going to smote his ass.