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I'd rather just dress like a zombie and get drunk, thanks.
by Malarkey
10/31/2008, 1:05 PM #

eom

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Re: I'd rather just dress like a zombie and get drunk, thanks.
by Heleva
10/31/2008, 1:25 PM #

Malarkey:
eom

Drunken Zombies don't get laid.

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Heh
by Horus
10/31/2008, 1:29 PM #

Too much alcohol, and any guy becomes one of the 'living dead' when it's time to perform...:)

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Re: I'd rather just dress like a zombie and get drunk, thanks.
by Primate
10/31/2008, 1:41 PM #

Drunken Zombies don't get laid.

No problem...zombies are just into eating flesh, remember? :)

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Re: I'd rather just dress like a zombie and get drunk, thanks.
by Malarkey
10/31/2008, 1:56 PM #

You're right. Drunken zombies sleep it off and then have morning sex. Hopefully my prosthetic wounds will still be attached by then. Might make for an interesting videotape.

By the way, it's great to see you all coming together to make jokes about my penis. I'm surprised no one has used "spirits" yet.

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