This sounds awesome. Like buying a ticket to Bannaroo or something. Free BBQ? Potentially all expenses paid? Surrounded by crazy mudslinging propoganda? Is Tim McGraw playing?

We should totally just road trip to this, get blitzed, and vote for Tancredo or some other nutjob. Where can we find a democrat version of one of these? The music would definetly be better, but the food would probably be worse. Still, you know you want to light one up and cast a phony vote for Gravel. He's probably already there coming down from mushrooms or something in the freakout tent.

Man. Sounds like every election should be a straw poll.