Yes, I want to defend Elaine Lafferty, not for her so called support of Palin, but because she has been misunderstood by the media who have confused her satire with a praise.
You want clues that this is in fact a satire?
" I'd heard rumors around the campaign of her photographic memory "
A photographic memory has never been a proof on intelligence for me; even monkeys can have it.
"She is not a right-wing nut, and all the rest of the Internet drivel—the book banning at the Library, the rape kits decision – is nonsense. I digress"
She is purposedly quoting the book banning and the rape kits decision to make a contrast with the "she is not a right wing nut"; that makes a comical effect; in fact she means: Yes, she is a right-wing nut.
" Look, I am obviously personally pro-choice, and I disagree with McCain and Palin on that and a few other issues", knowing that Palin is strongly anti-abortionist, even in case of rape, and that Elaine says just before she is pro-choice, the "few" must be understood as "many"; learn to decode, for god's sake!
"I also happen to believe Sarah Palin supports women's rights, deeply and passionately." Does she have to say that on a comical tone, for you to understand?
In France, when someone bores us, instead of saying him right away "you are boring" like you do in America, we use to say:"Oh you sound very interesting!"; that means the same thing.
Given, what Elaine mentioned just before: The book banning, the rape kits decision, the extreme anti-abortionist Palin, this takes completely comical and fake sounding connotation.
"I'm just a country lawyer"… Yup, Palin is that smart.", well if she is that smart, then she is not really smart! (and Sam Ervin, a staunch segregationist, what a comparison!)
"But how sad for feminist leaders to sink this low, especially when Palin has worn glasses since she was 10 years old.", for a silly explanation, this is a silly explanation...or it just means to sound silly!
"At least the blogger didn't go as far as NOW's Kim Gandy and declare that Palin was not a woman." better and better; I hope Elaine never does my praise.
" Palin is a harder sell, she looks and sounds different", oh yes, she sounds different, but does she sound different the good way?
"If you only vote on how a person personally feels about abortion, you will never want her to darken your door. If you care about anything else, she will continue to intrigue you. "
I have longly examined this sentence, and I'm still looking for the praise; please, could you tell me where it is?
"Sympathy and subtlety are seasonings rarely applied to political red meat"; "rarely" takes all its meaning with Palin.
"Will Palin's time come next week? I don't know. But her time will come"; at least Palin believes it; of course, she is the messenger of God!
In France, we are very familiarized with the sublime art of satire, we have newspapers which make only satire! We probably are the kings of the world in that domain.
Even a young french kid would see this is satire.
Now, is Lafferty still stupid, or was she clever enough to not only dupe Palin but also a certain number other naive chumps of the media.