Whenever liberals aren't calling Republicans vile names, and condemning Christianity as "right wing religious extremism" and "bible thumping," they're pretending to be moral themselves, even quoting from the Bible they alternatively ridicule and then uphold.

I have even heard these same Christophobes make the incredulous claim that "Jesus was a liberal."

Of course these are the same liberals who first champion and defend homosexuality, and then mock homosexuality by calling every conservative in earshot a homo.

The claim that "Jesus was a liberal" is just another of their countless lies. Here are is the Top 10 list of why:

Why Jesus Was No Liberal

10. He didn't think He was better than everyone else.
9. He was no Marxist: "The poor ye have with ye always."
8. He was not into popularity. The crowd chose Barabbas.
7. He didn't lie.
6. He worked, as a carpenter and a fisherman.
5. He shared his bread and fish with the multitude and taught them.
4. He preached family values and personal integrity.
3. He knew God created the universe.
2. He would never have supported abortion: "Before you were formed in the womb I knew you" are the
words of His Father.
And the number 1 reason:
1. His parents were married.

*P.S. Don't bother trying to Google it. It's my original creation.

you guys are really unhinged, aren't ya?

I feel sorry for it, and this pity goes hand in hand with contempt.

Regards

Pace

Can you tell us, CD, which illegal immigrant Jesus of Nazareth would have condemned? Which Wall Street banker He would have protected? Whose health care He would have refused? Whose name He would have placed in a top-post on the Fray?

You see, CD, Jesus was not an idiot. But Jesus looks down from God's right hand in heaven and sees you, and you, my friend, are an Idiot.

And that is why Jesus has left you out here all alone. He wants nothing to do with your farts.

Count on it.

lets take your post one number at a time since you are so proud of it.

CaliforniaDreamin:

Whenever liberals aren't calling Republicans vile names, and condemning Christianity as "right wing religious extremism" and "bible thumping," they're pretending to be moral themselves, even quoting from the Bible they alternatively ridicule and then uphold.

I have even heard these same Christophobes make the incredulous claim that "Jesus was a liberal."

Of course these are the same liberals who first champion and defend homosexuality, and then mock homosexuality by calling every conservative in earshot a homo.

The claim that "Jesus was a liberal" is just another of their countless lies. Here are is the Top 10 list of why:

Why Jesus Was No Liberal

10. He didn't think He was better than everyone else.
9. He was no Marxist: "The poor ye have with ye always."
8. He was not into popularity. The crowd chose Barabbas.
7. He didn't lie.
6. He worked, as a carpenter and a fisherman.
5. He shared his bread and fish with the multitude and taught them.
4. He preached family values and personal integrity.
3. He knew God created the universe.
2. He would never have supported abortion: "Before you were formed in the womb I knew you" are the
words of His Father.
And the number 1 reason:
1. His parents were married.

*P.S. Don't bother trying to Google it. It's my original creation.

Okay leats start with 10. and work down.

10. It is the GOP party that peaches that they are the party of values and the liberals are dreprved sinners. Its the republicans who constantly preen about how wonderful they are.

9. Yes we will always have poor, buy Jesus and the Democrats do whatever they can to lessen the suffering of the poor. The GOP is simply indifferent.

8. The GOp has played popularity contests for decades. look at how they stick to Palin because she is 'cute and likable" never mind her words are uglier than than spit, and she is as substantial as helium.

7. "We know where the weapons of mass destruction are." ""This war will be easy. we will be greeted as liberators." " we have turned a corner." Saddam was harboring al queda". 'the economy is in sound condition"

6. Most union workers work blue collar jobs the GOP hates unions

5. he shared his bread and fish with the mulitude and taught them. thank you very much.

4.Torture is not a family value. refusing affordable medical access is not a family value. Driving down wages and ,living conditions for working families is not a family value.

3. In jesus time all believed the world to be flat, the universe was our flat earth and the blue sky above us,. the stars revolved around the earth.

2. The soul exists in the human heart, God knows our spirit before there is even a fetus. We do not exist in this world until there is a heart within wich to reside. The GOP could care less what happens to a baby the nano second after it is born or even if the mother can access medical care during her pregnancy.

1. This Democrat and nearly all of hius Democratic friends were born into married familys where the parents are still married.

John McCain cheated on his wife and divorced her after ashe stood by him on a difficult return to civilian life. he dumped her for a rich trollop who knew he was married when she was fucking him.

NEXT?

5

The vile person shall be no more called liberal, nor the churl said to be bountiful.

6

For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.

7

The instruments also of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.

8

But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand.

God was married to Mary!

Perhaps you're being too hard on liberals. Most of them are more than happy to share your bread and fish with the multitudes.

Jack

Jesus was the wisest man to ever walk on earth.He never started a formal ministry until he was 33.I like that he had lived neary 3/4 of his life expectancy when he was baptised by John The Baptist.He was then tempted by the devil 40 days and 40 nights.His life was foretold by the prophets.He chose Apostle Paul nearly 50 years after his crucifixion.This is also the approximate time John wrote Revelation while exiled on Patmos after surviving being boiled in oil in Rome by Nero.

He proclaimed,"I am the Light of the World."He also stated "in my fathers house are many mansions" and invited us to join him there.

I wrote a couple of years back how the body can take the form of a hologram of photons which have energy but no mass in order to reach near the speed of light.

He also said ,"Go and Sin No More."This gives everyone many chances to deny themselves and take up the Lords Cross and follow him.

Nice post.Thanks..

CaliforniaDreamin wrote the following post at 10/12/2008 7:06 PM:

10. He didn't think He was better than everyone else.

John 14:6 seems to be saying that He is better than everybody else. I mean, He is the Son of God... surely that puts him a step or two above you or I.

8. He was not into popularity. The crowd chose Barabbas.

That's a trait He shares with John Kerry and with Ralph Nader. Even other liberals hate Ralph Nader.

"Don't bother trying to Google it. It's my original creation."

NO SHIT???

At the time of the birth of Jesus, Mary and Joseph were betrothed, not married. If they had been married, it is reasonable to assume that she would not have been a virgin.

I think Pontius was a republican then

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud.
-- Proverbs 16: 18-19 (KJV)

RonB52:

Can you tell us, CD, which illegal immigrant Jesus of Nazareth would have condemned? Which Wall Street banker He would have protected? Whose health care He would have refused? Whose name He would have placed in a top-post on the Fray?

You see, CD, Jesus was not an idiot. But Jesus looks down from God's right hand in heaven and sees you, and you, my friend, are an Idiot.

And that is why Jesus has left you out here all alone. He wants nothing to do with your farts.

Count on it.

1. Don't you call ME your "friend." I am not.

2. "Everything you say is a lie, including the 'ands' and the 'thes'. "

3. Christians are NOT "out here all alone." In point of fact, Christianity is the most successful organization, with more members, than anything else in history.

4. As to illegally breaking into a country, Jesus admonished his followers to OBEY THE LAW. What part of "OBEY THE LAW" do you not get:

"Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's."

I know you liberals are always getting pious about breaking the law when it suits you, but when YOU break the law, then you try to get pious about that as well.

The most IMPIOUS, cruel, malicious, and evil thing about you liberals is not your pathological lies, but your support for and promotion of butchering innocent unborn babies.

I notice you didn't touch that subject, because you are a gutless coward. Anyone who thinks it's all right to butcher a baby without even the consent of the baby's father is, like you, an evil, gutless coward.

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NICKD wrote:

1. This Democrat and nearly all of hius (SIC) Democratic friends were born into married familys (SIC) where the parents are still married.

John McCain cheated on his wife and divorced her after ashe (SIC) stood by him on a difficult return to civilian life. he (SIC) dumped her for a rich trollop who knew he was married when she was ****ing him.

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CD responds to the junior high school dropout:

Insofar as you leftists, or as you so dishonestly call yourselves, "independents" or "moderates," like to say so often, homosexuality is just wonderful. Being a lesbian is swell. Never getting married is peachy keen, on account of marriages so often fail.

Think Hanoi John Kerry. Think Ted "Chappaquiddick" Kennedy.

Now when Democrats DO stay married among Democrats, think of how miserable Bill and Hillary are, as Bubba boinked Gennifer Flowers for 11 years.

Bubba raped Juanita Broaddrick. "Loathing The Military" groped Kathleen Willey WHILE he was under investigation for exposing his "thumb-sized" erection to Paula Jones at which time he asked Paula, a subordinate, to "kiss it."

Tell me about the "Reverend" Jesse Jackson's "marriage."

How about Barney Franks.
Former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's.

Former candidate for president, John Edwards, who boinked his camera gal AFTER his wife was diagnosed with cancer.

You miserable leftists don't mind those minor foibles inside your own party.

You excused everything Clinton did with "it's all about sex." "It's a private matter."
"So what. Who cares."

You sure as heck care when a Republican does it.