As a billionaire, I find this attack my race shocking. I call on the editors of Slate to condemn this blatant assult on me and my money. Our multi-millionaire forbears did not scarifice every day in order to have their much richer children be victim to such public lychings! This country is built on the contributions of their minority citizens. As a proud billionaire-American, I hope we can all transcend this prejudice someday hand in hand.

Are you going to finish that sandwich?