Not much chance that Illinois is going to be anything but blue on Nov. 4th.

Millions and millions of people will nonetheless drive to their polling places, wait in line belching CO2 into the atmosphere, and then drive internal cumbustion contraptions to their jobs, homes, or wherever.

My mom is a DuPage county Republican, and decided to vote for Senator McCain months and months ago. No way she's voting for a socialist.

I on the other hand have decided to vote for Senator Obama, because he's black, and because I like the fact that he can hit the intermediate range jump shot from the left wing.

I suggested an idea to my mom. Let's help save the environment. Let's both save gasoline. Let's do our share by not voting. Let's make a deal. You stay home, and I'll bypass the polling place on my way to the office. We're offsetting anyway, and since Illinois is certainly going to stay blue...

Think of it mom. If everyone out there made the same deal with someone they know, if every Obama backer shook hands with a McCain backer living in the same state, and agreed not to vote, we could save millions of gallons of gas, and millions of hours of belching CO2 into the precious atmosphere. Illinois could be decided by the people who have no counterpart. Obama could carry Illinois 2,000,000- 0 instead of winning it 4,000,000- 2,000,000.

That's 4 million people who could not bother to vote!

She told me my idea is stupid. She told me that global warming is a myth perpetuated by American liberals who are in the pockets of the scientists subsidized by government & private money who want to scare everyone into believing that the North Pole is melting, and that my CO2 theory is retarded because people will keep breathing no matter where they are.

She also told me it's every American's responsibility to vote regardless of the chance their candidate has of carrying any particular state.

I guess she's right.

About the voting thing anyway.

we have 100% accurate die bold touch screen voting machines in DuPage county.

also, it has been proven that moose farts, not car exhaust is melting the Arctic ice cap.

you should listen to your mom, I haven't met one person in DuPage county who has ever been wrong on a single issue.

every vote counts!

well, you know, it gets counted, multiplied by a fraction, it is all very scientific....

1. Judging from the corruption of ACORN and other Democrats, Obama should carry Illinois by 16,000,000 to 5. I mean, even if NOBODY goes to the polls.

2. Global warming is so very real, come on now. Every spring it gets real warm all over America.

3. On account of this proven fact, you know, like gravity, Al Gore dutifully flies around and around and around the world in his private jet, and upon landing, rides a huge limo to a deluxe hotel, where fawning thousands pay big bucks to hear Fat Al tell them they should stop driving so much - you know, like he does, like they did to pay to hear him tell them to stop... driving.

4. I particularly like the countless advertisements in every magazine that preaches "GREEN," from Sierra, to National Geographic, to The New Bammy Religion Cult.

They all have profoundly hypocritical ads inviting you to FLY to South America, Europe, Hawaii, and Asia a few pages after telling you we all have to cut energy usage 80% by 2050.

Meanwhile earth's population continues to grow, and by 2050, it will have increased some 40%.

So you can't cut just 80%, you'll have to do something like 90%. Maybe 100%, because the Chinese have surpassed America in putting out carbon dioxide, and they're sure as hell not concerned about polar bears or Fat Al Gore.

Vroom, vroom.

jkmurph:

post a picture of yourself, you fucking poser. Here's you Here's what Sarah Palin represents: being a fat fucking pig who pins "Country First" buttons on his man titties and chants "U-S-A! U-S-A!" at the top of his lungs while his kids live off credit cards and Saudis buy up all the mortgages in Kansas.

jkmurph, you sound incredibly stupid even by liberal standards.

Let me explain how stupid you are.

1. Since I ran so many marathons, I wore out the cartilage in my knees, so I have gained 15 pounds from the time when I ran a 3:06.

2. BUT even IF I were as fat as, say, Michael Moore, or one of your other America-hating gods, that STILL would not make Al Gore any slimmer.

Are you with me here lad? You can't point to somebody else and make your own warts disappear. You leftists seem to think that is exactly what happens. Our socialist education system has failed miserably. You are the unfortunate proof of that.

You might be able to run a marathon, but you're still a moron. Nothing in the world can change that.

You have one of those brains that operates at peak efficiency for someone maxing out an 85 IQ.

Schmutzie:

You might be able to run a marathon, but you're still a moron. Nothing in the world can change that.

You have one of those brains that operates at peak efficiency for someone maxing out an 85 IQ.

It takes a Mental Giant like you to support Barack Obama.

You and Vanderbilt university dropout, Fat Al Gore.

Hey, do you know how much energy Fat Al's house uses?

Sending out a search party CalDreamer.....looking for your sense of self-irony. I'll let you know if they find anything.

In the meantime....you're still a moron.

Keep posting moron. I think you're funny.

I'll take you up on that deal. You stay home on election day and not vote and I'll promise to do the same.

Jack

Schmutzie:

Sending out a search party CalDreamer.....looking for your sense of self-irony. I'll let you know if they find anything.

In the meantime....you're still a moron.

Keep posting moron. I think you're funny.

Little girl, you leftists have really worn out your hateful, condescending arrogance.

You called President Reagan "stupid."
Then you called Dan Quayle "stupid."

George Bush is "stupid."

John McCain is "stupid."
Sarah Palin is "stupid" too, according to you rocket scientists voting for Obama.

EVERYBODY who disagrees with YOU is "stupid."

Let's just stipulate that. It will save SO much time.

YOU'RE the only people on earth with a brain.

THAT is why you:

1. Demand that unborn babies are garbage, worthy of being chemically tortured, or else speared in the skull with scissors and discarded like so much garbage.

2. Demand that every Supreme Court nominee meet your "Litmus Test" and pay obeisance to the murder of ~1,000,000 innocent unborn babies each year, in accordance with the racist dictates of Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood, who wanted to eliminate blacks by having all their babies aborted.

3. Genuflect to the altar of every socialist on earth, and demand socialized medicine

4. Pretend to be environmentally pure while you carry on life as usual, in consummate (look it up) hypocrisy

The base of the Democrat Party is the 40% of taxpayers who file returns but PAY NO FEDERAL TAXES.

You can always count on these enlightened folks for your support.

It's unfortunate that the Democrat Party has so many people in it who look like Janet Reno, and Maxine Waters, and Barney Frank, and Ted Kennedy, who you should take a ride with some time, by the way.

Meanwhile we have, oh Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, Laura Bush, and a bevy of babes... with figures... and class... and style... and, they like guys too!

Why thank you.

I don't know if I'd say genius, but I can top your 85 IQ any day.

I didn't say everyone who disagrees with me is stupid. Where the heck to you come up with that?

I just called you a moron, which you obviously are.

As for the rest of your reply....I'll save it for later, I'm sure it's scintillating stuff, like the Berg lawsuit.

californiadreamin...(I'm California Living, not dreaming)

"you can't point to somebody else and make your own warts disappear"...hmm...you should be telling this to McBush/Failin...they hope that by pointing to Obama's warts they will make their self-induced cancer disappear...they ARE the cancer...