Cuberans Fude "K"risis.Will Gollywoody Send Fude?
by
frankaag2
10/12/2008, 9:13 AM #
Oh the Lavish Praises the Gollywoody "K"rowd and the MSM have heaped on this beautiful "K"ocialist "K"untry..
Oh the glories of Kocialism said Babawawa the socialist when she was on "tweny-tweny"That's what she said "tweny-tweny.That's why the late Gilda Radner called her Babawawa.. Now ol' and old Babawawa has her own "K"ummunist show call the "Phew".
The "K"ollywood "K"rowd have all spoken about how happythe lemmings in Cuber (as JFK used to call it). They have FREE EVERYthang..FREE Heath Kare, Free Priscription Drugs (if they can get it).. Oh the wunnerful workers paradise, babbles the marxists in Kollywood and the MSM..
I guessd ol' Jorge BOO-sh musta been thunkin' bout the Glories of Unca Fidel and his free prescription worker paradise when the fucking Idiot signed our own Worker's Paradise prescription bill instead of at least vetoing this marxist approved piece of shitty paper..Let the demoKRAT and republiKRATS overide it..But what da hey.. We have come to know the real Jorge BOO-sh, a real First "K"lass RINO +.. Damn, I nearly fergit to rememba that plus.
But back to the future of the old USSR, I mean the Workers Paradise 90 miles off our shore, where their friends (and our friends)the Kommunist Chinamen will soon be pumping all that EVIL ERL from the bottom of the Ocean..
What da hey.. Pelosi and all the demoKRATS said US don't want that shit anyway. US don't need it.. Mrs Botox Kommie did babble US could start drilling fitty miles off shore..Let's see if this still holds true after jesus of ACORN the Kommunist takes office.
Mebbe Unca Raul will tell Our Kommunist Chinese friends (and theirs)they kin only drill fitty miles of Kuber.. I do reallyprefer to use Kuber instead of JFK's beloved Cuber.. The letter K is much more appropriate when the topic of conversation comes around to Kummunists..
Wall, this will mean that the Kommies . I really have to stop kalling the Kommunist Chinese "Kommunist." in a derogatory fashion.. Afta-all, we'll soon be Kommunist like them..If I Kontinue, t'is will be like the pot kallin da Kettle Kblack.
Back to the Kommies drilling fer Evil Erl.. The Socialist/comunist workers paradise is 90 miles from Kflorida. If Kuber lets thier Komrades drill fitty miles out.. and Knancy tells our Komrades (by that tiem we will all be Komrades) they hafta drill fitty miles out.Do the math..Our Komrades and their Komrades will be drillin 10 miles apart..This will mean that the Chinese Komrades will be 40 miles off Kflorida ..Will Komrade Knancy let this stand?.. Or will we go toWaaa w/ our Kuberan Komrades?.
I am just so thrilled.. I kaint wait to embrace the New US of Kamerika Paradise..I will surely be looking forwards to all the goodies that I will be getting from this glorius new system that our dear Komrades wiil be kind enuff to give to US.
Let's take the Kommunist paradise of Kuber for instance..I'don't think Unca Fidel /Raul gives fude or WIC stamps,.. I know the happy folks looks forwards to their fude rations.. But when the trucks comes to take the happy folks to the Sugar "K"ane fields, they are so trilled to hop on them early in the mornings..Also Unca encourages more breedings.. The Paradise always need more happy worker bees..So many happy bees just kiant get enuff fude or medicines and theyf lip ova on their backs and go to sleep and never wakes up..So many foolisk bees just are not getting enuff goodies and they try to fly/swim to the evil US.. For the life of me, I kaint unnerstand why any bee would want to leave such a glorious paadise..Even putting thier life at risk to do so..But what da hey.. Such stupid lil' bees won't have todo so any more.. We will soon all be One BIg happy Socialist Paradise.
BTW.. The happy folks in Venezuela, w/ all their evil oil wealth controlled bu Unca pineappleface.. Oh!! the Kollywoody krowd sings his praises 25/8.. Wall, Unca Pineapple face is buying lots and lots of Kommunist Chinese and Kommunist Putin weaponry.. But his happy folks can't even get enough milk to drink...Their supermarkets pickings are getting very slim..
Getting this kind of glorious new kommunist guvmint islike getting a nice big Christmas prize..I Kaint wait to git it home abd put it under the Christmas tree nin another 6 -7 weeks..
Santa sure is doing right by US this Christmas