Mr. President, and members of Congress,

I have a business that is failing. See I made this mistake and let my ideas about capitalizing on the hopes and dreams of the poor and lowly, but, they stiffed me. At the moment I just can’t figure out how to use Word to make a resume and my sons are about to go off to college. I need approximately 58.8 billion so that my sons and heirs will never half to worry about anything ever again. I promise this time I will be smarter about how I use it. I won’t let the greed get me this time. I will diversify my holdings like I know I am supposed to and make sure that my company’s key holdings are never again in jeopardy, but mostly I just cant take the idea of being poor, so please write me a check for the above named amount and let me get back to the beach.

Thanks Ever So Much

Sorry!

your sons will have to go without college and go to work, at whatever job is available or be homeless.

Please don't forget to pay all your taxes and debts

Sincerely,

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