Well, I will admit- Sarah Palin is no Andrea Dworkin. But it is somewhat strange that to radical marxists, a woman has to look like her very best boyfriends are Ben & Jerry for her to be considered "of substance". Of course, maybe the problem is that to liberals a woman has no business having "boyfriends" at all. It's much better to be a lesbian. That way, if you stay in and make dinner for your "dyke" partner, at least it isn't sexist.

This kind of topsy-turvy liberal agenda is proof that they will not be happy until the entire world is re-arranged to their liking. Gay marriage. Socialized health care. Affirmative action loan policies destroying "evil" capitalism. And now, if a woman is actually attractive she must be stupid. They won't be happy until every woman in America is a lesbian, driving a truck and coughing up hair balls. It will be tough for these "women" to have abortions, one of the favorite pastimes of liberals of course, but with enough turkey basters, I'm sure we can get through it as a nation.

Liberals are the most whacky people in the world. They are dangerous and they are Nazis. A vote for HUSSEIN Obama is a vote for masturbation in schools and forced lesbianism. You be the judge, but this is why I keep my children away from this vile culture, and home safe with me and my six shotguns. Any "dyke" that comes around here looking to "recruit" my children had better be ready to pluck some buckshot out of their gelatinous, dimpled behinds. And that's "change" you can believe in, slime!

Scissor me timbers!

Communism,

Either you are a devilshly clever satire humorist and this is a brilliant joke, or you are a very frightened, very out of touch human being.

You, and the folks I see at McCain/Palin rallies shouting "Bomb Obama" and calling him an "arab." forcing McCain himself to refute that myth and tamp down his bloodthirsty supporters, are doing your politicians NO FAVORS. All you are doing is scaring yourselves more, and frightening independents away from your ticket.

SaveAmericaFromCommunism:

Liberals are the most whacky people in the world.

I was with you 100% until I read this line. Wacky is not generally spelled with an H, and the correct form is "wackiest" not "most wacky". Now I'm going to vote for Obama because, clearly, you are a moron.

You're a little gay, chief. And not in the fabulous way, so no marriage for you. You'll have to excuse me, though...'cause I have to get to masturbation class. Be sure to point out your mouth-breathing home-schooled kids so I can take their lunch money on the way home!

This is a parody, right?

Gotta be.

People who think this way have no idea who Andrea Dworkin is.

samuraiam:

This is a parody, right?

Gotta be.

People who think this way have no idea who Andrea Dworkin is.

Exactly! Communism, nicely done. This was a hilarious and timely spoof. Even your poster name is funny! Love it!

It is a sad commentary on America's society when satire becomes indistinguishable from reality.

Wow, imagine the poor kid who's going to have to come home and tell his parents he failed masturbation.

Damn! That is so cool! The Obama Administration is going to be even more exciting than I thought. I was going to vote for him anyway, but now I may vote TWICE

Just call ACORN, I'm sure they can arrange it.