In dramatic fashion, GW stormed the gates this past Monday, empowered by Congress with the new rescue package, and determined to keep our financial security intact, the president stormed Wall Street, seperating mortgage backed securities with surgical expertise, using them to refund the housing sector, stopped the foreclosure epidemic in it's track, opened back up credit lines, reversed the run for liquidity, restored normal market trading and all around saved the world from global recession.
In an amazing turnaround from his 8 years of financial stupidity, Bush stunned the world money markets, pulling a financial miracle with a mere 175 billion of buys well placed in strategic areas, restored confidence, and stunned the world. Putin has declared Bush the greatest leader in modern times and pulled out od Georgia. Iranian leaders have given up nuclear power and even though they are experiencing black outs are still pleased to do so just to make Bush happy, since he saved the world oil trade this week. India, Japan, Hong Kong are all amazed at the astute trades the US Treasury made to stop the sky from falling, and have begun to buy US Treasuries again. The rescue package is being hailed as the most effective bill ever passed in Congress and the money saved in the world money markets will be used to stop global warming so the sky stays up there for the next generation of earth crawlers.
***********okay, not a single dollar of the bill was spent this week, not a single dollar was invested, we were told to pass it fast, they needed it fast, had to have it ASAP, just make it a blank check so they could use it immediately... we gave it to them and they sit and watch the worst week in market history and spend a big fat zero.
nice rescue