Saudi Arabia. They are very religious there, enjoy violence and guns. The are very conservative and women are kept in their place. They don't have any feminists, pornography or Roe v. Wade or gay rights. They could rename it New Texas.

Good thought, but:

1. No Bible

2. No Alcohol

3. Foreign language

C'mon, if you want to bash Repubs, you can't forget about those!

Come on - this is easy -

Going north to Alaska, going north the rush is on!

sorry

Goin' north to Alaska, goin' north the rush is on!

Fine, if Libs want to go to Canada then Cons can go to Mexico. Plenty of booze god and guns down there. Oops forgot. They have Mexicans.

One more thing going for that place that conservatives would like. Lots of closeted homosexuals.

Austria: it makes the GOP look liberal, and they could finally make Arnold president.