listed on http://www.savvysugar.com would you apply for? I would apply for Romance assistant!!! lol

Probably drive the damned zamboni. Although sculpting ice would also have it's attractions.

One can do something creative with a block of ice. Never mind the damned flowers, swans, etc; I've seen carved on cruise ships.

My work would probably not be allowed to be displayed in public.

Lazer tag referee. How gay.

Dr. Bill....romance assistant would be perfect for you, since you are the king of romance. ;-)

I think chocolate taster would be ideal. Or maybe, hurricane hunter....since I've always thought storm chasing would be really neat....that is, if I lived to tell about it. :-(

I see lots I would do. :) Hmm... autopsy assistant (at least for a week or so, until the morbidity overwhelms), cat nanny (lol), donkey trainer (I used to deal with asses all day anyway!), fingerprint examiner.

Of course, the odd profession I would do above all is not listed. Personal astrologer. :)