You forgot to add the, "and liberal cowardice," phrase after, "conservative nutterdome." That was in the original draft of your review, wasn't it?

You know, like when that kid whines that they should just give themselves up. He was hungry and in need of a handout, after all. So what if it was a handout coming from a Communist? Wasn't he the mayor's kid? Doesn't that kid also sneak back into town and get caught? He leads the Soviets right to the Wolverine's camp, right? I forget... who are the Wolverines fighting for again? Oh, now I remember: The United States. How nutty can that be? Fighting for one's own country in the face of Communist oppression.

It's almost like someone ... designed... our country this way, so that folks could have weapons to defend it... hmm... nutty.

You're basing your argument on a fictitious - and unlikely - scenario. Good work!

Right. An attack on U.S. soil. Unlikely, never happen. Thanks for the correction.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Right, and the key to defending an attack on U.S. soil is not the organized military, but high school football players with hunting rifles.

That's not conservative nutterdom, it's survivalist nutterdom.

A related brand of survivalist nutterdom: that the number one defense against tyranny is high school football players with hunting rifles, rather than, say, a free press, and the separation of powers.

When we get a free press and separation of powers, please let us know. Be so kind as to hit the snooze button on your way out, lemon pie.

Oh, I've been reading that home invasions in Kilgore, TX are on the rise. You might want to move down there so you can get a taste of what having to defend your freedom is like. Or... you could just watch your wife and children get raped while you watch your plasma TV get loaded on to the back of a pickup truck. Make sure you let your neighbors know that you DON'T want their help (they'll be the ones with shotguns, in case you can't identify them).

Sorry about that joke - I know how much you value your plasma TV. After all, we're not talking about a foreign invader here, just some harmless domestic invaders. No need to, "go there," right?

Why do you hate America?

I think you should stay up late and start shooting anyone out on the street after 10:00 pm, if you really feel that way. While you're at it, start thinking about creative ways of disposing of the undesirables. Militia target practice this Saturday, 10:00 am sharp. Gotta keep the wife and child from being raped after all.

But you don't really feel that way, I'm sure. Just more paranoid, yet strangely empty "conservative" rhetoric. I'll bet Red Dawn gave you a painful boner.

I don't hate America! I think, with Obama's help that, yes, WE CAN... do... something.

You dope.

Here we have folks getting held up in their own homes. But, if the liberals had their way, the crooks would be able to dip their wicks and snatch anything they wanted because homeowners wouldn't have the right nor tools to defend themselves. It would be up to the, "po-po," to make it right.

Sure. Hand over security of our families to someone else. I'm not looking for that handout. I'll bet Obama would be carrying if he was back on the south side of Chicago too.

Now, take that home invasion scenario (you can find worse examples all over Google) and multiply it by 300 million (give or take). We still have idiots coming online saying that anyone who would fight that is a, "zealot!"

So, who really hates America? The people who say, "damn right I'm going to defend it, and everyone should have the tools to do so," or the whiney, slobbering, self-righteous liberals who say, "ooooo! guns are scarey! so much blood. people who defend our nation are zealots! oooooo!"

It's those folks with their shotguns and rifles who defend your right to whine stupid things like, "why do you hate America?" So, show some respect - go get a rifle and stand a post somewhere. I did my tour, you do yours. Or, blow your brains out with it. Either way, I'm good.

No the movie didn't give me a boner but if God forbid something happens in this country to create that type of situation then turning away a sniveling little whinny bitch like you looking for somebody to protect his sorry ass would give me great pleasure. Making fun of country people who grow up hunting, fishing and actually believing the US is a great Country might make you feel morally superior but one day the Country will be glad these people exist. Probably after a few elections that are over run by inner city sewers looking for another government teat that hasn't dried up and morally bankrupt bastions of communist liberals backed by a press that it nothing more than a Pravda bureau for the Democratic Party.

Sad to see so much fear. None of that shit is going to happen. Everyone needs to switch to decaf and relax. One side feeds you one nightmare scenario and the other side feeds you a different one, all while they both rob you blind and facilitate the plundering of the globe. It's called divide and conquer. This liberal/conservative shit is an illusion. BTW I grew up hunting and fishing in Tennessee too but I'm sure I'd be branded a "liberal" for many of my beliefs. Problem is people fall for the bullshit from whatever side (A or B, red or blue) they've aligned themselves with. That ain't America to me.

Hot gas. But you're in good company.

Did I make fun of "country people who grow up hunting and fishing?" No, I made fun of reactionary, paranoid gasbags like yourself. There is nothing inherently American about your sentiments, and you do not speak for the majority of Americans, whom you apparently despise and think are communists. Again, why do you conservatives hate America so much?

At least you managed to spell "bastions" right. You get a gold star. I think you need to watch Red Dawn again and learn how to be a real man, rather than getting all worked up typing comments at a 6th grade reading comprehension level.

I don't trust either side and I don't fall for their B.S. I could care less about your views as long as you don't try to change the traditional lifestyle I choose to live. The greedy who rob and plunder comes from both greedy wall street bankers and from left wing politicians who think my money should be handed to someone who doesn't deserve it. If you think it's not possible for anarchy to happen apparently you choose to ignore things like the LA Riots, the Katrina aftermath, soccer fans who kill people in crazed fights, the soaring murder rates in 90% of our large supposedly enlightened cities, AL Sharpton led killings in Harlem when non blacks set up business's, etc. Do I need to go on? Most country people will be fine is something awful happens but most city dwellers will be at the mercy of roving gangs and their own lack of survival skills. Oh I forgot the police will be there to protect you, yeah right just like in New Orleans when the majority of police left to protect their own families.

Got it. You're scared of black people. You might want to get out more and watch less TV. It ain't that scary. I can't imagine living with that much fear.

And I guess you have a way of tracking what a majority of American believe on any given issue. I am not a backwoods reactionary. I travel the country extensively on business and I see the problems with unchecked illegal immigration and the morale sewers that are our larger cities. I do not hate anyone but I do not have to approve of people who try to throw out and trample on traditions that made this country the last great hope of this planet. I have best friends of numerous races and I treat them all as I would want to be treated. The difference is they don't classify conservative's as knuckle dragging, reactionary nutcases as you try to.

Awesome. I was wondering when one of the Internet Tough Guys would get here. Tell us more about how you'll be kicking ass after the apocalypse while liberal stereotypes cower before your total badassness. So, will you be more like Kurt Russel in Escape From New York, or like John Rambo in First Blood?

No, but really I hear you. I'm just like Paul Kersey in Death Wish I - V. I'm sick and tired of these dirty New York subways filled with punks preying on the good people of society. That's why I go all Bernard Goetz on that scum!