How to proceed:

1. Mock the candidates.

2. Express stunned disbelief.

3. Call them liars.

4. Declare your candidate the winner.

5. Fight.

I'll be back after I read with my kid and make some popcorn.

Well, I already picked 4. <link>

Never too early.

will Obama spend the entire debate agreeing with McCain again?

Or maybe he'll go the opposite way and lift up his chin loftily and declaim unnecessarily loudly that 'this is our moment, this is our time, when the rise of the oceans began to slow and the earth began to heal.'

I'd pay good money for either outcome.

She does kinda poison kids to get them to be "good", so there's that.

ever.

He sounds like he's literally talking out of his ass.

Fuck the fuck off.

That seems like one too many mics to me.

The domestic equivalent of "aggressive diplomacy." What a wuss.

Everyone gets two! Hooray!

Poor Mrs. Arch - she's gonna be freaking out with McCain's arms so clearly on display.

I hate the wandering around the room thing. I think I'm just going to hate this whole thing.

He's brittle, trying too hard. Sounds shaky.

According to the rules, they got a 3 foot tether to their chairs. McCain is gunna end up in the penalty box if he isn't careful.