To help his running mate, Sarah Palin. First they will hack off Western Canada and make it the 51st state. Then they'll grant Alaska and Cascadia (the aforementioned Western Canada) independance.

By doing so, they'll have the base for a NAU.

Palin has already been "eyeballing" Canada from her house...this is probably just the time Russia will sneak in to Alaska ..as she is turned the other way.

jdunne:

Palin has already been "eyeballing" Canada from her house...this is probably just the time Russia will sneak in to Alaska ..as she is turned the other way.

Hey, Sarah's got the goods to be vice president, don'tcha know?

Sarah, Sarah, she's our man, If she can't do it, nobody can!