Well it's Monday night and we're ready to Mock

Time to get all the shit, the lies, and the promises that's comin' your way

It's another Sham of the Week that's gonna Play and Play

The Democrats & Republicans, *George and Nancy* are ready to say:

We gotta get your money, it doesn't matter how

Cause Monday Night Scammers Time is on right now

You betcha. I gotta get gas, my left front tire is low on air, and my dog needs his rabie shot. How in the world can the government expect me to pay for all of that on my own. I need a bailout.