Thank you, Adrasteia! And here we have the perfect example of the ring-wing nutcases' obsession with making sex and sensuality dirty. Most well-adjusted people would see the reference to a girl being sexy (cartoon Palin's outfit) while keeping chaste (Bible between the knees). But of course, those crazy conservatives have their collective panties in a bunch because they saw an advertisement for a new product: the Vibrating Bible. Lol.
To those of you who have never met women and girls such as the ones described in the article: they DO exist!! I have met more than a few girls (and have been entertained by one- Britney Spears, I'm looking at you) who, in their minds, recaptured 'sexiness' from the whore's of the world by being chaste. Maybe you guys are being sexist, by suggesting that sexiness is for the wicked, and how dare some elitist, partisan, to-hell-in-gasoline-shorts, hack Slate writer say otherwise.
I do agree that the article stretches itself a little thin by applying this new Evangelical Super-Virgin Barbie-type to the Thrilla (I mean, didn't she have an affair? And isn't her daughter living Juno?). But I get the point: the Moose Menace is attractive, and she's also the Moral Majority prototype. Hell, good for her. You guys are so repressed, you need some hot, beauty queen tail to furtively masturbate to right before you go to Revival to pray that all the sinners (liberals, gays, non-Evangelicals, short people, amputees, make-up wearers, tall people, vegans, "furreners", fornicators, southpaws, Prius drivers, etc.).
Just take the article as a back-handed compliment. When Obama's in the White House, I'll be praying for some racy article about his sex appeal, accompanied by pictures of him playing basketball shirtless. Maybe sweating a little. Or pouring water over his head. *sigh* I salivate. <wipes keyboard>
Seriously though, with all of the salvation you all have been tasked to impart upon the world, stop wasting time reading Slate articles, and commenting on them 5 times daily (I. Chang, that's enough out of you, you hear?), and get to work!! The world needs you, as the Rapture is coming and all.