Where the hell is Chitina, Alaska?
by
Fritz Gerlich
10/05/2008, 9:31 PM #
You may live in one of the most spectacular venues in the state (I hope to retire to the Copper River Valley), but your placement is not necessarily the best for generalizing about the speech, or thought, patterns of Alaskans.
It is quite true that Alaska Natives have not only accents, but cultural speech habits and conventions, and that non-Natives pick these up--if they live long enough in a predominantly Native community. But that is true of relatively few people. Alaska Natives comprised, last time I looked, somewhere between 15 and 20 per cent of Alaska's population.
The population center of gravity is Southcentral, where the great majority of people are not Native, are rather unfamiliar with Natives, and live a fairly standard West Coast urban sort of life. That means a mixture of regional (and foreign) accents, which in the young tend to mush into a kind of Standard Youth Mumble. They don't speak in complete sentences, but that isn't because they're being influenced by Alaskan customs or linguistic habits. It's because they are no longer trained and expected even to try for complete sentences.
As for Palin's "Russia" remark, I've only heard it ridiculed as a typical wild Palin grab at something that sounds relevant to the question. But then, as an urban Alaskan (who did live for several years in the Bush, by the way), I'm less likely to think she's qualified to be vice president of the United States, and therefore more likely to find fault with her.