How anyone can say that Alaska is overall more authentically American than Hawaii is beyond me, considering the most prominent Hawaiian of recent note is Dog the Bounty Hunter, one of the redneckiest rednecks that ever rednecked.

I can imagine the LOLDog — IM IN UR BLU ST8, WEARIN A MULLIT!

(Full disclosure: I have been to Fur Rondy and have seen some spectacular mullets that usually only lurk in the Bush)