Re: Superstition and Irrational behavior
by
crowsfly
09/21/2008, 2:51 AM #
Bruiser’s Performance
Vice President Richard Bruiser a celebrated pianist
the Jasper kid who flopped his doctorate
zipped up the Yamaha grand reving it full bore.
He rocked the grapes off the crossbeam
then fell heavily from his high perch
puncturing his beloved biohazard suit.
With blood dripping on the floor & a paranoid growl
he said, ‘go fark yourself!’ & hurled the score
of the grosse fugue by Ludwig Van Beethoven the immortal
at an unsuspecting quartet of foreign dignitaries.
With flare Bruiser stepped up to the footlights
where he took out his running mate
with a personalized version of the celebrated
water boarding technique.
High heels conservative ties academic gowns
& bonnets stampeded immediately.
Fire dancers ripped down the aisles & up the drapes
as that fat old boy turned the burning deck & set
into a spectacular spontaneous pyrotechnic event.
Vice directum dickhead leapt astride Harry’s casket
that accidental hero once sadly impregnated
with friendly fire on an ill fated Texas hunting trip.
Teeth gleaming phoenix eyes squinting
Bruiser immediately became an immortal
& just as impotent as the pope in his pointy red shoes.
He hummed the hymn ‘onward christian soldiers’
as he smiled his triumphant frostyboy smile
whispering hoarsely as he expired into the ears
of jackal axle herself, ‘so this is how it’s done.’