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who's your daddy?
by doodahman
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There's a reason people live in Alaska, cold, dark, isolated. surrounded by fish and Canadias. It's because they've been driven out of every decent, civilized place in the US. It's the end of the road, the place where people on the run have to stop because, well, there ain't no more road. You might be born there, but there is no good excuse for staying there.

I don't know what small town values people have up there. As a citified person, I like my values of tolerance, diversity, cooperation, hard work and productivity to be just fine, thank you. From what I've seen and heard of small town living, they are hotbeds of backbiting and infidelity and which deprive their young of the ability to function properly in a cosmopolitan multi-culutral society where we don't get along because everyone conforms, but because we have to.

And besides, you GOPig fucktoads, I'll lay money down that Baby Trig is the daughter's baby, but the dad is still Tod. No wonder Palin's against abortion even in the case of incest. Although, it may also be true that the daughter doesn't know the baby's dad is her own father. He was probably wearing a sheet for a hood at the time.

On the other hand, the Obamas-- they are close knit, loving, mutually supportive, hard working, success driven, willing to sacrifice in the short term to gain in the long term. They are the epitome of the highest American values. Which explains why you yahoo in-bred shitbags hate them. They are what you pretend to be and never will.

Enjoy the taste of defeat, dipshits. Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

Re: who's your daddy?
by quidfecisti
Hahaha nice try.
Re: who's your daddy?
by tmallen
You're right, people would never move to Alaska for the billions of oil and other resource dollars there.
Re: who's your daddy?
by AlaskaJennifer
Glad to see how educated, cultured, open minded, fair and tolerant Obama's supporters are. Really makes me want to join with them.
Re: who's your daddy?
by doodahman

AlaskaJennifer:
Glad to see how educated, cultured, open minded, fair and tolerant Obama's supporters are. Really makes me want to join with them.

Don't bother. We don't need inbreds. If that makes you feel bad, go out and kick an Inuit. Isn't that what you clowns usually do?

Re: who's your daddy?
by doodahman

tmallen:
You're right, people would never move to Alaska for the billions of oil and other resource dollars there.

Yeah, that's right. A free check from the government for just living there. Mighty self reliant, ain't they?

$600 million for a fucking bridge to Wasilla, with 9000 dipshits. Cook County has ten million people, and produces more tax revenue than all of Alaskas private citizens, and we can't get a tenth of that to fix the bridges that we built ourselves.

What a bunch of fucking frauds. Outside of oil and tourism, they don't produce shit. And they don't even produce the oil. That was just there and outsiders came up there, used OUR money to build the fucking pipeline, and they get the fucking checks.

Re: who's your daddy?
by AlaskaJennifer
You forgot to mention all of the natural gas that we would like to be producing and the fact that we have one of North America's biggest copper deposits. And fish, and gold, and coal, and timber.
Re: who's your daddy?
by Neuro

AlaskaJennifer:
Glad to see how educated, cultured, open minded, fair and tolerant Obama's supporters are. Really makes me want to join with them.

AlaskaJennifer, doodah is an Obama supporter, not supporters. Every candidate has wingnuts. Those wingnuts are not the majority.

I'll make a deal- I won't lump you in with any incestuous individuals if you don't lump me in with doodahs.

Re: who's your daddy?
by AlaskaJennifer
Sounds like a deal!
Re: who's your daddy?
by doodahman

AlaskaJennifer:
You forgot to mention all of the natural gas that we would like to be producing and the fact that we have one of North America's biggest copper deposits. And fish, and gold, and coal, and timber.

Right, you produced all that, huh? Here's a clue: living on top of natural resources isn't producing anything, Your land supplied raw materials just like any other third world backwater. You do not add value. In Illinois we not only mine coal, but use it to produce wealth. That's why we are tremendous net contributors to the nation's tax base while Alaska is number one in the net taking of federal tax revenues-- you take more and contribute less than any other shithole in the country.

Not to say that Alaska as a place of natural beauty isn't awesome. But you can't take any credit for that, although since you want to take credit for oil and copper, I expect you'll try anyways.

Re: who's your daddy?
by doodahman
Neuro:

AlaskaJennifer:
Glad to see how educated, cultured, open minded, fair and tolerant Obama's supporters are. Really makes me want to join with them.

AlaskaJennifer, doodah is an Obama supporter, not supporters. Every candidate has wingnuts. Those wingnuts are not the majority.

I'll make a deal- I won't lump you in with any incestuous individuals if you don't lump me in with doodahs.

Yeah, you're a lump alright. A benign lump, but a lump. You think you can asskiss Obama into the White House, do ya? That's rich, mighty rich.

Keep at it. In the meantime, I and many others will do the heavy lifting to bring down the GOPig bullshit machine while you make sure that nobody accuses you of having any fucking balls.

Re: doofusman is really Karl Rove in drag
by tjcerveza

Karl Rove is using his doodahman personna again. Trying to make all progressives look life bigoted, juvenile fools.

He must be, because he is doing everything in his power to get McCain elected.

If you want to help, stop helping, man. Doodah!, Doodah!.

Obama/Biden 08

Re: doofusman is really Karl Rove in drag
by Neuro
tjcerveza:

Karl Rove is using his doodahman personna again. Trying to make all progressives look life bigoted, juvenile fools.

He must be, because he is doing everything in his power to get McCain elected.

If you want to help, stop helping, man. Doodah!, Doodah!.

Obama/Biden 08

I don't think doodah is Karl Rove, I think he's fred.call

Re: doofusman is really Karl Rove in drag
by doodahman
tjcerveza:

Karl Rove is using his doodahman personna again. Trying to make all progressives look life bigoted, juvenile fools.

He must be, because he is doing everything in his power to get McCain elected.

If you want to help, stop helping, man. Doodah!, Doodah!.

Obama/Biden 08

Like you're some fucking expert? Sorry, I've read some of your stuff-- at least the part before I fall asleep. You've misread the public mood and think the way to get Obama elected is to sleep walk your way there. Think again. Obama can be restrained and presidential precisely because enough of his supporters aren't. I know a lack of conformity might be very frightening to you, but relax.

Or, put in your native tongue, "Baa. Baaaaaa. Baaaaa."

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